When Your Friends Looks A Lot Like Shit

Okay geng . today aku nak cerita pasal kawan .

ADA DUA .

KAWAN DAN SAHABAT

Beza kawan ngan sahabat senang je.
Kawan , kalau ajak lepak . Pura nak lepak tapi sebenarnya taknak tgok muka kau .
Sahabat , kalau ajak lepak akan cuba sedaya upaya keluar rumah just to see you

Dua , kawan kalau jumpa je mesti tanye soalan macam yang berikut,
Weh , kau g mana ni ?
Oi , dari mana doh .
Weh pe cer kau ?

Kalau sahabat pulak .
Weh , apa jadi semalam ?
Bila kau nak buat bnda tu doh ?
You see , the thing about sahabat is diorang tau update kau .
Diorang amek berat pasal apa kau buat .

Kalau aku la en , senang je .
Kawan tu ajak lepak setakat nak isap rokok.
Sahabat tu ajak lepak sebab u love their company .

Ada la this one group of boys yang dulu aku igt kawan la en .
Masalahnye , time tu aku muda lagi . tak kenal dunia lagi la orang kata .
Tahun lepas aku cam lost contact gak la ngn diorang ni .
Bukan apa doh , diorang ni KEAGAKAN REMPIT .
Pegi mana mana moto . sikit kena ada moto .
Tade moto takleh nak join diorang ni .
So , aku pun tade la moto around that time .
Aku tak lepak la sgt ngn diorang sebab tempat yg diorang lepak suma jauh jauh .
Diorang pun start la cakap aku sombong la tu la ni la .

Taun ni apa mimpi entah aku , aku boleh lak bantai lepak ngn diorang.
But the thing is , diorang ni mintak tolong sikit ada je bagi alasan .
Taknak tolong tu cakap la en ? aku paham .
Kalau mintak tolong amek taknak boleh la terima .
Ini , tanye lepak mana pun tak nak bagi tau .

Ya Allah budak2 ni . Tape la , aku sedar kan sapa aku ni ?
Aku teruk , Aku jahat and aku la semua en ?

Tape la guys . cam ni je la . Kalau tak nampak da muka aku ,
jangan la pandai pandai cari aku cakap aku suma tu ok ?
da chauuuuuuu

Lombong

You call it Lombong i call it Heaven.
Haha .

Guys, what happen ?

This used to be the place where we gather before we hang.
This used to be the place where we used to smoke
This used to be the place where we played songs and sing a along
This used to be the place where we celebrates people's birtfdays.
This used to be the place where we told others about each others problems
For god sake, this used to be the place where each and every one of us shed our tears.

But now , it means nothing anymore to u guys en ?
Pity the place . You can move on but it can .

Thnks for the memories Lombong :)
You mean a lot to me .

Navien Hellfire

Oh Navien , nobody knows how much u mean to me .

Ohh forgot , to all of you that dont know him
Well he's my classmate and a he's one hell of a friend .

I ask for advice,guidance and and study help and a whole lot more from this fella.
From girls to study , u name it :)

Me, Navien , Chin Yeah and Suhillen calls ourself 'The Observer'
We observe the people in our class and we name everyone.

For an example ,
Faiz,Adelyn and Xiang Kai are called the MOAN
MOAN stands for Mother Of All Nerds.

hahaha sorry Faiz ! :P

In 4 Murni , there are the Sluts , The Aliens , The Posers , The Cnn crew and not to mention
The drunken monkey boy which is Vinoth .
We also have The Morning Show, The Radar and the worst of them all 'Anjing Lim Meng'
hahahaha

Navien tries really hard to made me stop smoking .
He knows my updates everyday .
Everyday , he would ask the same fucking question.

'How many sticks yesterday?'

And weird but its true , i'll be sincere to him and i'll tell him the truth .
He sets the limit .
For an example , this week I can only smoke 5 sticks per day .
In 3 weeks I can only smoke 4 .

If i broke the law, he'll punish me with his mental torture .
Trust me guys , you dont want that . He'll be scratching my arm with a ruler .
Stare you for a really really really really long time .
Telling you that you're stupid for like a thousand time .
And says things like , 'Your son will have cancer'
'Its all your fault, you cant do anything about it. You want that bastard ?'

Btw Navien, I told u that is lame . But the truth is , its like a needle to your heart .
hahahaha

This year I still have you by my side .
From Murni , Lets conquer Makmur like we did back when we were in Murni .
Should be a piece of cake right ? :)

But sadly , this year we lost our Chin Yeah in the battle .
He stayed in Murni and he's all alone . Poor the fella .

Anyway , back to Navien .
To the world you're just one person . But to me , you're the world man .
How can i survive school hours without you're company .
I dont think i can make it a week .

What do i do without u dude ?
Love u man , hope we stay friends till we have grand kids and we'll be the naughty grandpa
you know , the one where nobody would trust us with their daughters .
hahahaha . Just kidding btw :)