You Show Me How To Feel Nothing

Semalam pegi makan satay ngn raja .
Pastu tetiba ada tiga kereta datang dgn baju malaysia bendera kuning
jerit jerit Malaysia menang ! Malaysia menang ! Yes kau sorang je ada tv kat rumah.
Kitorang semua ni miskin takda kan ?

Bapak kampung gila perangai aku tak paham betul laa.
HYPOCRITE pulak uh . Time dulu bukan main kutuk kutuk bola malaysia tak bole pegi mana
ni ada menang cup sikit nak bajet bajet PATRIOTIK . Kau pegi hisap la wehh .
Igt dulu kawan aku main bola wakil skolah kena maki ckp malaysia bola
mana boleh pakai now dia pulak over . Ya allah tak paham aku .
KAMPUNG nak mampus .

Btw , congratulation to Malaysia for wining the first leg 3-0 to Indonesia .
All the best to the squad .

Okay nak cerita benda lain pulak .
Lepas tu ejoy ajak lepak sekali ngn Shah naik kereta Shah,
Diorang pun pick up aku , pegi la jalan mana entah .
Tetiba ejoy tanya .

Ejoy : Mirin takda awek mana mana ke nak lepak?
Mirin : Aku mana contact dorang da dohh .
Ejoy : Ala check la contact kau .
Mirin : Takda joy , dalam phone ni ada num yang aku rapat je , yang lain aku da buang kot.
Ejoy : Aku ada sorang minah ni . Tapi kat Subang laah .
Shah : Malas ah joyy . Jauh kot .
Mirin : Tau takpa daripada Subang alang alang baik call Yunuz lepak ngn dia terus .
Ejoy : Alaaa jum la aku dah lama tak jumpa dia . Shah , dia support duit minyak .
Shah : Jum je laa . Dia support minyak .
Mirin : Tak kisah ah . aku tau balik sebelum pukul 5

So we went to Subang and waited for Ejoy's friend at Sunway Pyramid .
Mau sejam gak tunggu si Durjana tuu . Last last dia call ajak lepak appartment dia
So kami pun berdiskusi

Ejoy : Mcm mana ? Nak lepak appartment dia tak ?
Mirin : Entah la . kalau nak lepak mamak aku takda duit ni .
Shah : Taknak ah doh . kang jadi lain macam .
Mirin : Ahh kau joy kau buat benda tak patut aku ngn shah tinggal kau .
Ejoy : takpa ah takyah ah . kita amek dia lepak mamak sudah .

Pastu kami pun pegi la mengambil minah uh apa nama entah . Aku follow je .
Bawak lepak Sri Bidara minum minum . Minah ni pelik uh .
Cakap mcm gangster . muka tak puas hati .
Aku tgok mata merah , kaki bergegar . Dia ni layan ganja ke apa doh ?

Then dia bukak soalan mahal . Aku lupa nama dia so lets just call her S

S : Eh i nak tanya ni . Korang layan dadah tak ?
Ejoy : Tak
Shah : NEVER
Mirin : Tak , asal ? nak cari stock ke ?
S : I baru lepas hisap ni .

Apa kebodoh ? pegi bangga bagitau orang ?
Sumpah bangang . Nasib baik la kitorang ni baik .
Kalau dapat kat tangan lelaki perangai cam setan uh ?
Tak ke kena rogol kau tepi jalan tu ?
ISH ISH ISHH .

So jam da pukul 5 kami pun balik laa . Time nak hantar minah ni balik

Mirin : Kitorang hantar kat rumah u tadi eh ?
S : Eh please jangan . Tu bukan my house , tu rumah Uncle I .
Mirin : Then where is your house ?
S : Kat BANGI . alaa DEKAT jeee .

Aku dah garu kepala dahh . Kepala otak dia nak pi hantar bangi minah ni .
So kami TERPAKSA la hantar kat bangi . Nasib baik dia ni cukup waras boleh bgtau arah semua .
Agak jauh gak la rumah dia . mahu gak 20 kilometer selepas belok kiri kanan kiri kanan .
Akhirnya sampai rumah dia . Then ejoy tanya .

Ejoy : Duit minyak mana ?
S : Esok you bagi account bank you .
Ejoy : Huh buat apa ?
S : Bank-in duit minyak laaa .

Waduhhhhhhhhhhhh . aku naik gila sial layan perangai minah ni .
Then bersambung convo .

Mirin : Ni kitorang balik nak lalu mana ni ?
S : Macam biasa laa . *Pap tutup pintu kereta masuk rumah*

Apa ke sial minah ni ? Macam biasa ? MACAM BIASA ?
weh kau igt rumah aku belakang rumah kau kee ?
aduhhh thanks kepada Ejoy memperkenalkan kitorang kat manusia macam ni .
Then round round mahu gak sejam baru jumpa highway nak balik ke Kuala Lumpur.
Sampai rumah dalam pukul 730 . TIDURRR .

Pastu bangun lambat pegi kerja . CISS kau S . apa nama dia ah ?
HAHAHA

Toodleeees

Itulah Love

Have you ever been in a situation , where you're in a middle of a relationship and you start to wonder how can you guys really be with the other guy/gall in the first place? This has been twitching my mind for quite some time now. I realize that the first thing that brings me together to most of my ex and my girlfriend is my ex herself. I was trying to move on from the relationship until i push myself to take a chance and get to know other people . Guest what ? It totally works. The girl before that , totally the same . Now ain't that something huh ? I dont know bout you guys but it totally happen to me .

Lipas Bergaduh

I love my girlfriend.

I love how she makes me feel when im around her.

I love how i try to look like everything is okay even when my head is in a mess
so that i wouldn't worry her.

I love the way that i have to tease on her appeal
so that she wont find out shes a knockout even when im around her.

I love how I can be so mad and wanted to rip my head off at times and
and miss her a second after that

I love how she talks about me .
She makes me sound like im no one just how i like it to be
because i want to be the only guy in her life who really knows who she really is .

I love thinking about her and i still
cant figure out what her favorite meal is.

I love when she talks about how our life is going to be .
She sounded like we're gonna last forever and im really looking forward to that

I love how she dont get my jokes because
i can repeat the same joke over and over again
so that by the time that knew about it
I'll be the one whose laughing with her.

I love how im at work and all that i can think of is
how her day is doing her.

I love how she tells people how horrible i am to her friend when she's pissed off at me
so that i can prove to them that
im the guy who deserves to have her at the end of the day .

I also love when she blog about me whether she's happy with me or the other way
so that i know what is going on and the outcome of our relationship.

I love declaring what we are having is a relationship .
Pumps me up everytime when it came to my mind.

I love when my friends ask how's my girlfriend
i'll just say 'same old same old' so that
no one can know how brilliant our relationship is.